Snig diffidy morphine

You know, I used to take a lot of morphine. I also smoked and shot a bunch of heroin. It was fun. I never got that hooked on that shit. I also used to snort a bunch of cocaine. A few times I snorted a bunch of crank. I've snorted gasoline fumes, but you have too. I've snorted fresh paper. I've eaten an artichoke. I've killed a deer. You've killed a billion chickens at least a million cows, say nothing of the salmon. I've smoked PCP. I've fucking killed your dog. You know what about your dog? Fuck your dog. I hope the first thing you learn about anything is that your dog doesn't give a flying fuck about you no he/she doesn't love you has no idea of a concept such as love I've smoked crack before and when I did I felt really good for a minute but then just as quick it went away.