Dog Owners

Sarah stepped in dog shit the other night when we were walking on the sidewalk. A giant great dane nearly bit my goddamn face off while I was jogging on the sidewalk and the animal's owner was texting. I lunged into the road to get away from the fucker and luckily there wasn't any traffic cruising by. The owner said sorry passingly and went back to his cell phone. Fuck that asshole, and fuck his dog. Every jerk around our apartment who owns a dog does not clean up their animal's shit, so you're walking through a mine field to go to the store or get the mail. We have friends with a couple dogs, and they take good care of them. The dogs are well-behaved, and they listen when their owners tell them to leave their guests alone. Whenever they take them for a walk they carry several plastic bags to pick up the shit. Great. Good dog owners, and nice dogs. People like the cocksucker who owns the great dane and walks the beast in the park are irresponsible self-absorbed assholes. What if I had kids with me? The guy just says sorry. I need to carry a golf club so I can beat that fucker's head. Not the dog, although I'd probably have to hit it first in order to get at that guy.

I might seriously write a book called Fuck You and Fuck Your Fucking Dog. It'll be about the drug wars in Mexico.

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Queries that led to this blog that include the word "poem": fuck you poems, thinking of you poems, fuck poems, i love you boyfriend poems, redneck poems, thinking of you short poems, i hate you poems, prose poem, fuck life poems, fuck it poems, fuck the world poems, fuck u poem, porn poems. But the best query of all is fuck the duck until exploded

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Everyone's talking

Stuff about the VQR thing. I know Ted Genoways. I'm not like his best friend or anything, but I've drunk many beers with the guy while at Bread Loaf. That's about all I got to say on that. Very sad story. Everyone started talking about the magazine's operations, it's budget, why isn't it a better magazine, etc. No one gave a shit or talked about that at all before this terrible thing happened.

Saw this movie last night. It was pretty good. Before that I ate this. It was also pretty good.

What else are people talking about? My dad always talks about the weather. Seriously. I don't know why talking about weather is interesting to some people. This one guy I know wrote about Atlanta's humidity on his facebook page, then there were like 95 comments from people all over the country saying, it's not humid here! and I'll ship a box of our weather your way!

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I don't like updating this blog anymore blogs are kinda stupid.